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www.titlovi.com

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The capital of Sj. It's Dakota
named after which German leader?

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Hitler!
-Sj. Dakota?

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Bismarck.

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Hitler?
- I'm even better than you, boy.

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Colors of the Italian flag
are red, white and...?

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Blue. Red.
- Green.

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Black, green.

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Green.
- I was right!

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We will be right back with
more chariot duels.

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I thought it was
hair loss is inevitable.

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I found Dimoxynil,
helps with hair growth.

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Help with growth?
They said it helps?!

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Dimoxinil can help me yes
hair grows as much as I want.

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Hey, I'm going to do it today.

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For a free copy,
send $5 to Dimoxinil.

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Hair. Hair. Like everyone else.

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Many women are bald
men see a strong person.

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Didn't you listen? That's it
breakthrough, must succeed.

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Not one of these cheap craps.

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Allow me to introduce
Dimoxinil action set.

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6-month drug delivery, gravity
Boots, skin massager and T-shirt.

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Super. How much?
-$1000.

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1000 vegetables? I can't pay for it!

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We also have a product
who is in your class.

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However, any drug that
is used will show success.

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1000 vegetables. Of all the murderous ones
products, the cheapest is...

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Forget it, buddy. Thanks for nothing.

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And I said, "Forget it,
buddy. Thanks for nothing."

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I went out directly.
- You showed him, Homer.

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No more sauce. That
they call it a portion?

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Does he mean to eat his sauce? Shit.

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Stop whining.
- If I had hair, I wouldn't say that.

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Homer, don't be a fool.

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Fill out a couple of forms.
Bill the Dimoxinil company.

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It's 1000 dollars. Burns would kill me.

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Oh, $1000. So what?

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So he will have one wish
less than ivory.

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You pay for insurance each
a week. What is there to lose?

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Nothing. Newspaper.

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Why don't you get nothing but a character
who loses a finger wins the jackpot?

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You convinced me.

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I wanted to buy Dimoxinil
through your insurance.

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I don't know who persuaded you to do that...

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...but no insurance pays
something similar to Dimoxinil!

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Come back in 15
minutes. Come alone.

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God, give the guy a chance. Amen.

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I have hair. I have hair!

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I have hair!

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Look, look!

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Morning, Springfield.
Morning, Mr. and Mrs. Winfield.

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Look out, hippie!

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Good morning, Moe's
aft! - He is the president.

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Good morning, everyone.
-Good morning.

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Good morning, everyone! Good
morning, Springfield!

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Dimoxynil!

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Homer Simpson! You didn't
been here for 20 years.

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The valve must be released.
- Usually.

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He is much happier at work.

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Among us girls, it is not
jumped this much for years.

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I don't even want to think about it.
- Dad is home, baby.

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Come here, you.

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Homie, my sisters are here.

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Lunch with three beautiful women
Women. I must be in heaven.

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Is that Homer?

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Patty, stop staring.
- Who is talking to me.

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It looks different,
Homer. Did you smell?

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You got a tan.

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I know what it is, a new tie.

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Pathetic imbeciles in mine
services, they steal my precious money.

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None of these jerks
he will not be promoted.

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It is written in the union contract.
One promotion per year.

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wait. Who is this young character?

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He looks like Homer Simpson,
only more dynamic and dexterous.

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Simpson? Another fool
which spoils my imi�.

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Our new junior
manager! bring him to me.

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Homer Simpson, get promoted
you are. You are now a manager.

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He has three minutes to say goodbye...

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...and to call in� in the room
503 to enter a better life.

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Your resume seems fine.
Do you have any abilities?

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Just a couple for executives.
I'll show you.

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No, it'll be fine. Thank you, goodbye.

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Halo.
- How is my big, important manager?

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Oh, Marge. Every woman I'm with
talked, has vacant faces.

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Hello, Mr. Simpson. I'm Karl.

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Hire him.
- call you.

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Meeting in the assembly hall tomorrow at 2.

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Sit there and shut up.
-That.

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He thinks he is so important.

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It doesn't belong here. It doesn't belong here.

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You are a fraud, and they will find you.

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Who told you?
-You.

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And so, which one are you on?
the way he talked in the chest...

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...The way he chokes himself
in that green polyester.

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I want him to say to himself,
"I deserve this.

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I love that. It's me
nature's most beautiful miracle."

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Come on, say it.

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Trust me, Homer.

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Say!
- I deserve this.

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Louder.
- I deserve this!

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shout.
- I am nature's most beautiful woman!

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Three weeks vacation plus expenses.
- It can!

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Let's go shopping.

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Beautiful.

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The men's suit is from him
make a real prince.

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He must tell the world:

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"Here I am. Don't judge me, they love me."

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Does one of these departments also say that?
-Not.

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I like this.

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No, no. Stand naturally,
Mr. Simpson. Let it all hang out.

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You, hide it.

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Mom and Dad were kissing.
- Better run.

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Happy anniversary, Homer.
- Our anniversary, are you sure?

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Don't worry, there's an excuse this year.

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With my job and...
- Happy anniversary.

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Homer!

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Halo?
-MR. Simpson, it's Karl.

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Looks like everything has arrived. Super.

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You did that?
- I hope I didn't exaggerate?

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I love you, Homer! - Me
I love you, Karl --Marge.

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Go ahead, Smithers.
- First of all, low productivity...

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...and a high accident rate.
-Any suggestions?

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A couple of things to take away.
-Caffeine in water.

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Those are my ideas. You don't think!

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I promoted someone who
is in contact with the workers.

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You!
- Thinking of him.

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You. How would you handle the situation?

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Well, Lord, first of all... we have
problem with carpets in the canteen.

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What are you talking about? - They squeeze
fish in one �tapi�-

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I know what it is! What do you mean?

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Every time they give too little
sauce, I always drink it too.

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Stop wasting our time.
- Shut up!

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Don't you see? Happy
a worker is a busy worker.

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Three cents worth of sauce for us
save hours in the lab.

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I like the idea.

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Give them extra sauce.

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Enjoy the sauce, guys.

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Give me your palette.
No rush. Sauce for everyone!

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Great!

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Who could have believed that
are roforms implemented so quickly?

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Accidents are a reduction by
to the number that Simpson caused.

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The profit increased during
of his last rest.

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God, tired old Smithers.
Do I feel a little jealous?

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It's time. Give the Simpsons...

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...the key.

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Don't sit in that laughter for a second longer.

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They give you the KEY.

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The key!

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Surprised. Absolutely surprised.

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I watched DuMont last night� and caught it
some documentary about Rommel itself.

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The man who knew what
works. Ru�nik, Simpson.

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Allow me.
- I said Simpson.

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Sure, Mr. Burns.

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So, Simpson. Now, come with me.

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Yes, Lord.

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"$1000. Dimoxinil. Yes
it saves the brain from freezing."

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I got you now, Simpson.

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Between your hair and guard medicines
- both, we don't even have an umbrella for rainy days.

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What days? There will never be more of them.

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There is not a cloud in the sky.
What does my little girl want?

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Disappearance of bad will i
stabilization in my life.

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And the pony?
- Okay!

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He wants to hook up yours
magic with my features.

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Little speech, "Work. Work. Work."
- Okay.

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Super. Get to work, Simpson.

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My task is to inform you...

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...one of your associates
he relieved you of $1000.

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what? Fire him now!

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I really wanted to buy one
An ivory comb.

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How?
-He bought Dimoxinil.

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Medicine against baldness.
- Thank you, professor.

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I know what it is. I want
copy of that hooligan.

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With pleasure, sir.

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He must help me. Mr. Burns
He wants me to give a speech.

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What does he want?
- I came to tell you that you are fired.

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Our company is not like that
kind thing about insurance.

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Clean the table by the evening.

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Wait, Mr. Smithers. Homer
Simpson is innocent. I did it.

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What are you saying?

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Mr. Simpson was not notified.
I bear full responsibility.

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Really? Well then,
you are fired. Whoever you are.

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Here's your $1,000.

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Why are you so worried if he's bald?
- My reasons are personal.

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Karl, you saved me. Why?

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Am I anything exceptional?
did today? Not.

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I did what any soldier would do when
the grenade would injure the commander.

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I threw myself high and fell low.

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Thanks, Karl. I don't know what to say.

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Just walk me to the car.

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God, Karl. I will miss you.
- God, Mr. Simpson.

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Did you bring an umbrella today?
-Not.

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Here you are.

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You are unfair. There is none
Karla. He's not here.

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But he has his own hair.

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Oh, that big speech!

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Hey, what's up, characters?
- No chance.

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That's a lie.

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Right-right
is, daddy-o.

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What does that do?

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You little one!

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I have you now!

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The boy must die!

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I love you, dad.

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Dirty trick. I won't kill you.

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But tell me three things
which will always haunt you.

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You destroyed me, you destroyed yours
family and baldness is hereditary!

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Really?

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Why not call the pharmacy?
- I don't have $1000!

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But there is. �he worked
you all the time.

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Savings for rainy days, right?

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This is more important to Dad than being a hero.

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Oh, Homie. I'm so sorry.

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He has a speech in 5 minutes.
Is he not going to hang himself?

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Dear Mr. Simpson...

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...I prepared you�
speech on a 3-of-5 card.

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Big words are pronounced phonetically.
-"Phonetic."

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God help you. You are one of
Springfield's Special Persons.

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Your dear friend,
Carl. Good luck, Lord.

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It wasn't just a voice in my head.

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Why are you here?
- I came to say goodbye at the ceremony.

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Thanks for the speech. But
I can't do that. Look at me.

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I didn't teach you anything!
- What?

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sauce, bathroom key,
Clean your hands.

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It was never your hair.
You are, because he believes in it.

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I'm a big failure.
- No, you didn't.

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How do you know?
- My mother taught me not to love zero.

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Carl.
- Now go, tiger.

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And now, one of the stars
find nuclear families...

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...Homer Simpson.

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Who is that old man? it is
done with Homer Simpson?

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He's Homer Simpson, sir.

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Do you think I am
crazy if I do this.

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He's crazy!
- But this company does it every day.

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Dirty inventory, old fashioned
production methods.

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I can save money on this TV
million$ per year. How?

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Jiko Kanri, way
independent management.

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That �elavas has no ideas.
- It's a joke, and I'm not laughing.

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It tells us how to start
things. He doesn't even have hair.

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Mining uranium can be
also bought on the foreign market.

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Long-term savings
use more than...

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...reimbursement of one-off,
for a net saving of $5.

242
00:19:56,686 --> 00:19:58,103
A lot of money.

243
00:19:58,145 --> 00:20:00,771
Mr. Burns' office, now.

244
00:20:03,605 --> 00:20:05,273
The dead man comes immediately.

245
00:20:05,523 --> 00:20:10,025
So, so. Our youth
junior performer.

246
00:20:10,275 --> 00:20:15,527
You made a mockery of our meeting.
I should fire you immediately!

247
00:20:15,861 --> 00:20:19,779
But they won't. - Why?

248
00:20:20,029 --> 00:20:23,947
�that means� how old am I?
- I don't know. 102?

249
00:20:24,323 --> 00:20:26,282
Only 81.

250
00:20:26,532 --> 00:20:31,367
Maybe it's hard for you to believe,
but on my best days...

251
00:20:31,534 --> 00:20:35,869
...my success was
long hair smelling of strawberries.

252
00:20:36,119 --> 00:20:39,871
I was a big man on
campus to my old days...

253
00:20:40,121 --> 00:20:43,206
...when I became �elav
like a billiard ball.

254
00:20:43,373 --> 00:20:49,016
I know pain very well
brought about by baldness.

255
00:20:49,121 --> 00:20:52,164
That's why I'm giving you your old job.

256
00:20:52,456 --> 00:20:54,707
Please? Oh, thank you.

257
00:20:55,290 --> 00:20:57,958
Wait until I change my mind.

258
00:20:58,125 --> 00:20:59,542
I better hurry.

259
00:21:03,127 --> 00:21:07,462
Are you still awake?
- I have never been more awake in my life.

260
00:21:07,712 --> 00:21:09,963
What is it?
- but what?

261
00:21:10,213 --> 00:21:14,715
I'm back to the old one again
job. The kids will hate me...

262
00:21:14,882 --> 00:21:18,133
...because I can't buy them
the things I promised them.

263
00:21:18,384 --> 00:21:22,969
And you won't love me anymore
because I'm ugly and bald.

264
00:21:23,219 --> 00:21:27,638
Oh, Homer. Your job is ours
always brought food to the table.

265
00:21:27,846 --> 00:21:33,057
And the children will get over it.
-AND? Will he love me?

266
00:21:33,473 --> 00:21:36,892
Oh, Homer. Come.
-Please?

267
00:21:37,100 --> 00:21:39,059
Come.

268
00:21:42,059 --> 00:21:46,059
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